Jimmy gives an update

Jimmy has been busy over the past couple months. There is a lot of footage of the past months that needs to be consolidated telling the tales of Mr. Jimmy “The Snake” Pavalatti. Once we figure out the best way to consolidate all of it, you will be privy to some of Jimmy’s deepest secrets, his greatest victories, his highest highs and his lowest lows. In the mean time, I’ll let Jimmy tell you a little bit about what he’s been up to:

hey guys. whatta crazy coupla months its been. i used my first computer. got my first non-garbage job. went on a date. relived some of my demons and fears and here i am. the anthro apology didn’t work out so well. i ended up gettin’ drunk and sleeping through class a coupla days inarow. they didnt like that much. ended up doin the recycling gig for a while. that stuck pretty well. im gonna take this opratune-ity to tell you all a very important message: SORT YOUR FUCKIN RECYCLIN’! GET RID OF THE CAPS!

ennyhow.. i met a beautiful woman on a dating website. i was gettin lonely and ben suggested i try a site called jdate since my name is jimmy and my name starts with j i guess. it was going pretty well but.. well i wont tell you too much. shortly after this some of my history was brought up by those stupid idiot asshole sketch comedy sonsofbitches and i was forced to relive all of my darkest fears. yes.. children’s dance koreahgrafy. yeah.. we all had dreams once.

its hard living in a new city alone when your only friends are a buncha assholes who follow you with their cameras.

anyway.. more to come from nicetrykid and your friend jimmy “the snake” pavalatti.

Jimmy “the snake” Pavalatti says “how ya doin?”, asks people to be more “green”

(Introducing Jimmy Pavalatti’s first blog post. He refuses to do any revisions or spellchecking.)

 

Hey. I don’t know what it is you want me to say here. Sonofabitch told me to just type like id talk or somethin. So anyway i guess i’ll just tell you whats going on with me today. i woke up bout 3am and started walking around my garbage route. found the final piece to my new surroundsound system. i made it out of single headphones. people throw them shits out all the time jus cause one of the headphones is broken. so i just splice that shit and throw it together into a whole bunch of speakers. bam surroundsound! so anyways..

as you mighta seen in the video this guy posted about me, i once found a queen sized bed thatd been peed on. so i cut it in half and left the pee’d on part out on the curb. twin sized bed. people are so wasteful. don’t throw so much stuff out. we got the greenhouse thing and the sun is all hot all the time these days and people are throwin out their headphones and beds?! c’mon! wake up people this is hurting our world and stuff. what are our kids going to do when all the beds are gone? its gonna be real hot and shit by that time cause all the beds are gonna be on the street corners and the sun is gonna be even more hot and the water’s gonna rise. then we gotta worry about planet x. recycle. everybody needs to recycle (don’t recycle everything or i won’t have a job). but recycle some things. don’t throw out your pee’d on bed mattress.

anyhow, i hope you guys are all doin well out there and i hope everythings cool or whatever. stay sweet. treat the environment right or whatever and stop bein such an asshole.

 

(he insisted I post this picture)

Jimmy wants you to recycle!